Mozy Awesome Process

I received this email from Mozy (online backup solutions), and since they choose to send this email and stressed that I should spread the word, so I think there is no problem in sharing. I found it quite hilarious.

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Sometimes people come up to me and say, "Paul, how is it that Mozy has created such an unrelenting output of Awesome?"

Today I have been authorized to share with you some of the unique facets of the Mozy Awesome Process that until now have been tightly controlled trade secrets of Mozy, Inc. It all starts with giant robots (virtually perpetual sources of raw Awesome). We attach them to special Awesome Siphons of our own design and pipe the yield directly into our engineers' development workstations. Further, peripheral Awesome needs are farmed from old He-Man reruns, a roomful of ninjas wailing on electric guitars, and our captive Happy Fun Ball.

The crude Awesome is skillfully transformed by Mozy engineers into powerful software and hardware configurations, then carefully inspected and regulated according to a host of eldritch acronyms: SWAGs, PMQs, PRDs, and the ever-inspiring CFRRCs. Once a successful creation is stamped with the Seal of Acronymic Approval for Mozy (SAAM), it is subjected to final endorsement by the mystical, revered Mozy Leprecorn*. Finally, a highly trained team of Box Monks put the new Awesomery into place in the Mozy systems, where it becomes available to you, the user.

Our rigorous Awesome Enforcement Policies and Magical Oversight have brought us to what we believe is the most Awesome-efficient development process in the world of backup software.

Be safe,
Paul Cannon
Mozy Software Engineer

*Leprecorn (noun): a rare but phenomenal creature; half Unicorn, half Leprechaun, and all magical.