Well its not that bad as it sounds. There was a drug test schedule for my internship offer. It was quite close to my place so when I saw I have about an hr left before the center closes, I just took my bike and rode off. Upon reaching there and doing the paperwork (5:00 pm) I realized they need a urine sample oh-oh!. I was not feeling like going and was actually quite thirsty and dehydrated.
The attendant guessed that and old me I could have some water and wait if I wanted to (5:10 pm) ( I guess they get such cases often). So I took a cup of water and started sipping (it was chilled so couldn't' drink any faster) So after waiting for sometime I decided to give it a try (5:20 pm) to my utter disappointment I couldn't even make half of what was required. So decided to give it another try. I took another cup and helped myself with two full cups of tap water (non-chilled) then after a small stroll another cup. By now my stomach was so full but I was still feeling dehydrated. Then half a cup ... now it was not possible to even sip water and it was getting late. The center closes at 6:00 so I was wondering if I should come back later. But then that would be Monday! in the meanwhile I had made some nice nail art on the Styrofoam cup I was holding. I wish I had taken a few pictures of it. Finally at 5:50 I mustered enough courage to go ahead with it. After drinking another half a cup I decided to wait a little more. Now I was growing impatient. Somehow my kidney was not in a hurry at all. I tried everything; tightening my belt, squatting, strolling, twisting. Finally at 6:05, after drinking 5 1/2 cups of water, I went in and came out with just enough to meet the requirements. But I was wondering where did it all go. Well I was soon going to found out.
Back in the lab and at around 7:00 pm I could feel the pressure mounting. I decided to wait and by 7:10 it was so bad I had to limp to the restroom. Now after an hour later (8:20 pm now) I need to limp again. Can't hold anymore. will blog later .... oooo!
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hi there, it was quite hilarious, I can't stop laughing my heart out... and people around my desk is thinking I have gone crazy but witnessing Indian share market jumping wild....today it touched 19000 +..... but anyway back to your situation.... my dear ... how you forgot this fundamental biological fact that human body is not a coffee machine which delivers on a button press... remember it take its own sweet time to tumble down your throat till your d***, remember it on your next medical check up to avoid such embarrassment .
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